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Jan
28th
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Just do time-lapse of popsicles and also stickers on your face—you’ll get about these results.

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FINAL CUT PRO X KEYER W/ LAYERS THIS MORNING IS AWESOME!

FINAL CUT PRO X KEYER W/ LAYERS THIS MORNING IS AWESOME!

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Jan
27th
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Maybe Not a Burst, But Certainly a Puncture, Into Tears!

Aunt Heather said the same thing about watching Cooper get run over by the school bus this morning: perfect way to start the work day. Is the reply thread not the place for this?

Cooper was a three-legged dog that recovered spendidly from his first traumatic accident, although he was forever digging holes in the yard, a hole-digging compulsion, an odd way of recovering for a dog that had to take special care to dig at all. When airplanes flew over-head he chased them across the sky. This is a mighty blow to the Ohio/Indiana borderscape.

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I think

opening a rejection notice at 9am on a Friday is a perfect way to start the work day.

So alert and ready!

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Jan
22nd
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gross pomegranate gross

gross pomegranate gross

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Jan
20th
Fri
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Debating whether or not appending Спасибо

to the end of the email to my Russian photo professor constitutes flirtation. I mean for it to. Probably I should take it out.

A half-hour now, love-pains.

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Jan
19th
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I made this popsicle melt. I couldn’t figure out how to work the intervalometer on the camera, so I stood beside the little dude for an hour with a space heater blowing over us, manually popping the shutter every 10 seconds or so. I condensed 311 images into about 10 seconds. I thought at a certain juncture—a mythical mathematical impasse—the popsicle would break open and flood the plate with its colors; that its ruin would enter a quick & luscious phase of exponential melt. Alas, the key lime block of ice was good and frozen, and sank slowly, and sadly, while I haunted it from just above, nibbling carrots and hummus, gawking at its tenacity. I bit my lip pretty hard twice while snacking. All for, in the end, a cliche of time lapse photography. Well.

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