Duck Beater

velocipedeandcontreras:

I’m allergic from the duckbeaters up.

1) waist not waste

2) that doesn’t even make sense

3) the bees are new in our lives, which i will describe in short order, maybe long-wise

4) i thought you were writing about wrastling, fool, which is why you now have a trove of moody pictures of yourself wrastling a state champion

5) now that you have an intern why don’t you farm out the management of your self-presentation on the internet

6) TELEMACHUS is a great name, non? (thanks brad)

7) there are four brothers Bryson, two wives, one nephew, and kate, who comes over to use the pool, and whom my aunt thinks i am a bisexualist for when in fact we use each other for the dancing